Hooch! 8oz Stainless Steel Captive Top Hip Flask with Original Artwork
This is a fantastic colourful hip flask with fun and funky American style art work.
These hip flasks are slim enough to fit in your hip pocket or purse, and stylish enough to show to all your friends!
How we love to drink the old Hooch!
This design is great as it tells the real story.
Be careful though as the truth can hurt.
The label reads:
Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are.
Drinking “Hooch!” has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools.
May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility.
May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions.
Drinking “Hooch!” may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke and ass-whooping or two.
Drinking “Hooch!” does NOT give you any special powers.
Persons drinking “Hooch!” CANNOT fly or read peoples minds.
Gambling while drinking “Hooch!” is not recommended.
Does not cure baldness, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions.
The makers of “Hooch!” are not responsible for any dumb-ass decisions or actions you might take after drinking this product.
Always drink responsibly.”
Original art on a stainless steel hip flask.
No copies, no bland or generic images.
All original designs, drawn and created in Portland, Oregon in the U.S of A.
Stainless Steel Hip Flask
Made in the U.S.A
All of these designs are printed on a high quality vinyl label that is completely water proof (and alcohol proof).
Each label is laminated under a high-gloss finish that will protect and enhance the image.
These images are NOT made with paper.
This hip flask holds 8oz/227ml liquid
The size of this hip flask is:
15cm High (to top of lid)
Personalise this hip flask with one of our engraving fonts.
For something a little different we also offer some unique engraving fonts.
Only 2 left in stock